Caustic (Unicorn Poop x Fiddle Faddle) crosses Unicorn Poop to Fiddle Faddle: Unicorn Poop - the GMO side of the Thug Pug catalogue against Fiddle Faddle - Cookies polish over Mendo Montage funk. Neither is a filler parent, which is why this pairing is worth a pack rather than a look. The father is the constant in this catalogue. Reading a Thug Pug pack means reading what the other side brought.

Order matters in a cross name. In Caustic (Unicorn Poop x Fiddle Faddle) the Unicorn Poop side supplied the seed and Fiddle Faddle the pollen, and the reciprocal - the same two plants the other way round - is a separate breeding decision with its own results.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Unicorn Poop. GMO crossed to Sophisticated Lady. It traces back to given as GMO x Sophisticated Lady. It is one of the three Thug Pug releases people name without prompting, alongside Meat Breath and Peanut Butter Breath, and unlike those two it does not run through the Mendo Breath male at all.
• Father: Fiddle Faddle. Fiddle Faddle - Cookies polish over Mendo Montage funk. Its own cross is given as Gelatti x Lurch; Gelatti is Gelato over Biscotti, and Lurch is the Mendo Montage cut. The two halves are doing opposite jobs. Gelatti brings polished Cookies-family gas and cream; Lurch brings the deep greasy funk Thug Pug are known for. It is sold as regular seed, which is why it has become a parent in other people's work as well as their own.
• What to expect across a pack. Two distinct parents means real variation in frame, finish and nose. Select early and take cuttings off anything you would want again.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Two profiles that stay distinguishable rather than collapsing into one.

• The Aroma. The GMO savoury side - garlic and fuel - against something sweeter from the Unicorn Poop side, against cream and gas from Gelatti against Lurch's deep funk from the Fiddle Faddle side.
• The Taste. Creamy and sweet with a funky, greasy finish.

How the two sides differ

• Timing. Fiddle Faddle runs about sixty-three to seventy days, and that is the half of this cross you can actually plan around.
• The smell is a negotiation. The gmo savoury side - garlic and fuel - against something sweeter on one side against cream and gas from Gelatti against Lurch's deep funk on the other. Neither wins outright in every seedling.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. Regular seed, and it throws both a Cookies-polished side and a greasy Mendo Montage side depending on the plant.
• Vegetative Phase and Stretch. Shape the plant before the flip. Correcting a frame in week six is harder work than setting it in week two.
• Flowering Time. Fiddle Faddle runs about sixty-three to seventy days. Start checking trichomes a week before you expect to be ready.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Fiddle Faddle as weighted, with the Mendo Montage side doing most of it.
• The Body. Reported in line with that. This is not a plant described as pulling in two directions.

In the pack

Seeds from Thug Pug Genetics. The Breath line is the thing: a single Mendo Breath F2 father, run across everything worth running it across, and named with more humour than most. Authentic Thug Pug Genetics.