Florida Man (Key Limex Titty Sprinkles) puts Key Lime Pie over Titty Sprinkles. One is Key Lime Pie - Cookies selected towards lime; the other is the plant this whole catalogue grew out of. Two very different plants, and the point of the cross is what sits between them. Secret Society run a narrow set of parents very hard, which is why their work holds together better than the ingredient list suggests.

Written this way, Key Lime Pie is the mother and Titty Sprinkles the pollen donor. Reversing a cross is not a formality; which plant carries the seed shapes what comes out of the pack.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Key Lime Pie. The citrus-forward cut of the Cookies family. Its own history is not clean. Two Californian outfits are named as its origin - Purple Caper Seeds and Burning Bush Nurseries - and one account has it made deliberately by crossing GSC to Lime Skunk and backcrossing to a GSC F2 male rather than found as a phenotype. What every account agrees on is that it sits inside the Cookies family.
• Father: Titty Sprinkles. Grease Monkey crossed to Purple Punch 2.0. Parentage: given as Grease Monkey x Purple Punch 2.0. The name is a breast cancer awareness gesture rather than a joke, which is worth knowing before it is read as one.
• Why it is worth a pack rather than a look. The two sides are far enough apart that seedlings genuinely differ. That range is the product.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Two distinct smells, and a pack will give you both plus everything between.

• The Aroma. Sharp citrus on a sweet bakery base from the Key Lime Pie side, against diesel and berry with a chemical note through it from the Titty Sprinkles side.
• The Taste. Citrus over dough up front, turning to grape-led, with diesel underneath it through the exhale.

How the two sides differ

• Timing. Key Lime Pie runs sixty-three to seventy days, so eight to ten weeks, and that is the half of this cross you can actually plan around.
• Two noses, one pack. Key Lime Pie contributes lime zest and citrus peel over sweet dough, with earth and cream underneath. Titty Sprinkles contributes diesel and berry with a chemical note through it. Which dominates is the main thing that varies.
• Build. On the Key Lime Pie side: about seventy-five percent indica; dense compact flower, light green with purple coming through, under a heavy coat of trichomes. On the Titty Sprinkles side: mostly indica, finishing in around fifty-six days. Select early rather than trying to train your way out of it.
• They pull differently. Growers put Key Lime Pie at the settled, indica-weighted end of the Cookies family and Titty Sprinkles at deeply relaxing - the reports are consistent about calm rather than sedation. Which end a plant lands on is the main variable.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. The two parents disagree here, so plan for range. Key Lime Pie is about seventy-five percent indica; dense compact flower, light green with purple coming through, under a heavy coat of trichomes. Titty Sprinkles is indica-weighted and quick - around eight weeks, which is fast for the fruit it carries.
• Training. Worth the effort early - it is the difference between an even canopy and three colas and a lot of leaf.
• Flowering Time. Key Lime Pie runs sixty-three to seventy days, so eight to ten weeks. Start checking trichomes a week before you expect to be ready.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Key Lime Pie as the settled, indica-weighted end of the Cookies family.
• The Body. Titty Sprinkles is reported as deeply relaxing - the reports are consistent about calm rather than sedation, and that is the side supplying the weight here.

In the pack

Secret Society Seed Co. They found a plant, crossed it to Zkittlez, and have been running the result across everything since - which is why their releases share a character while tasting nothing alike. Original Secret Society Seed Co stock.