Fuzzy Navel (Lap Dance x Sprinklez) crosses Lap Dance to Sprinklez: Lap Dance - Purple Pebbles taken to Titty Sprinkles against Zkittlez crossed to Titty Sprinkles, and the plant most of this catalogue runs through. Neither is a filler parent, which is why this pairing is worth a pack rather than a look. The constant in these crosses is the house parent; everything that varies between packs comes from the other half.

Written this way, Lap Dance is the mother and Sprinklez the pollen donor. Reversing a cross is not a formality; which plant carries the seed shapes what comes out of the pack.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Lap Dance. Secret Society's own Purple Pebbles cross. Given as given by Secret Society as Purple Pebbles x Titty Sprinkles. It is sold here in its own right and also used as a parent, which is the pattern across this catalogue - a cross gets kept and worked again rather than retired.
• Father: Sprinklez. The house plant this catalogue is built on. That one comes from given as Zkittlez x Titty Sprinkles. Sprinklez is itself built on Titty Sprinkles, so the two house parents are a plant and its own child.
• The point of the pairing. Neither parent needed rescuing. Putting them together is about what sits between them, not about fixing either one.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

• The Aroma. Zkittlez fruit sweetness over the diesel and berry of the Titty Sprinkles side.
• The Taste. Sweet fruit with a chemical edge underneath.

What each side brings

• What to budget. The documented side, Sprinklez, runs about fifty-six days, which is fast. Set the room to that and let the plants correct you.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. A fast, indica-weighted plant by the standards of anything carrying this much fruit.
• Vegetative Phase and Training. Open the middle out early. Light reaching the lower sites is worth more than any late correction.
• Flowering Time. Sprinklez runs about fifty-six days, which is fast. Start checking trichomes a week before you expect to be ready.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Sprinklez as relaxing, following the indica lean.
• The Body. Reported in line with that. This is not a plant described as pulling in two directions.

In the pack

12 regular seeds per pack. Seeds from Secret Society Seed Co. The house line traces back to Grease Monkey and Purple Punch, and the name of the plant it came from is a breast cancer awareness gesture rather than a joke. Authentic Secret Society Seed Co genetics.