Grease Monkey x Hazy Lady (collab #10) crosses Grease Monkey to Hazy Lady: Grease Monkey - Exotic Genetix's glue and cookies cross against Hazy Lady - Sophisticated Lady taken to Inferno Haze. Neither is a filler parent, which is why this pairing is worth a pack rather than a look. The father is the constant in this catalogue. Reading a Thug Pug pack means reading what the other side brought.

Grease Monkey sits on the seed side here, Hazy Lady on the pollen side. If you have seen these two names paired the other way round, that is a different pack and not this one.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Grease Monkey. Exotic Genetix's GG#4 and Cookies and Cream cross. Given as given as GG#4 x Cookies and Cream. Not to be confused with Monkey Business, which is a different plant by a different breeder with undisclosed parents.
• Father: Hazy Lady. Thug Pug's haze male, made from Sophisticated Lady and Inferno Haze. Its own cross is given as Sophisticated Lady x Inferno Haze. It was made as a male rather than found as one, which is unusual enough to be worth saying.
• What to expect across a pack. Two distinct parents means real variation in frame, finish and nose. Select early and take cuttings off anything you would want again.

Where the parents disagree

• Two frames in one pack. Grease Monkey is indica-dominant. Hazy Lady is sativa-dominant, and it was made as a male rather than found as one. Decide which suits your room before you flip, because you get both.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. The two parents disagree here, so plan for range. Grease Monkey is indica-dominant. Hazy Lady is sativa-dominant, and it was made as a male rather than found as one.
• Training. Worth the effort early - it is the difference between an even canopy and three colas and a lot of leaf.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Hazy Lady as the lifted haze end, and it tests high - twenty to twenty-five percent is the range given.
• The Body. Reported in line with that. This is not a plant described as pulling in two directions.

In the pack

13 regular seeds per pack. Seeds from Thug Pug Genetics. The Breath line is the thing: a single Mendo Breath F2 father, run across everything worth running it across, and named with more humour than most. Sold as authentic Thug Pug.