Maid of Honor Wedding Cake x Titty Sprinkles sits between Wedding Cake and Titty Sprinkles: an Animal Mints cross onto Triangle Kush, which is why it has backbone as well as sweetness on one side, Titty Sprinkles - Grease Monkey over Purple Punch, and the root of the whole catalogue on the other. The constant in these crosses is the house parent; everything that varies between packs comes from the other half.

Written this way, Wedding Cake is the mother and Titty Sprinkles the pollen donor. Reversing a cross is not a formality; which plant carries the seed shapes what comes out of the pack.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Wedding Cake. Triangle Kush crossed to Animal Mints, with Florida OG stock under all the frosting. It traces back to Triangle Kush x Animal Mints. Rated an easy plant for beginners and experienced growers alike.
• Father: Titty Sprinkles. The plant this whole catalogue grew out of. Parentage: given as Grease Monkey x Purple Punch 2.0. The name is a breast cancer awareness gesture rather than a joke, which is worth knowing before it is read as one.
• What to expect across a pack. Two distinct parents means real variation in frame, finish and nose. Select early and take cuttings off anything you would want again.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Two profiles that stay distinguishable rather than collapsing into one.

• The Aroma. Sweet vanilla cake over creamy earth with pepper and spice from the Wedding Cake side, against berry and diesel together, with a chemical sharpness behind both from the Titty Sprinkles side.
• The Taste. Vanilla and cream turning distinctly tangier on the exhale up front, turning to berry and fuel together, with the chemical edge behind both through the exhale.

How the two sides differ

• What to budget. The documented side, Wedding Cake, runs seven to nine weeks indoors. Set the room to that and let the plants correct you.
• Two noses, one pack. Wedding Cake contributes sweet vanilla cake over creamy earth with pepper and spice. Titty Sprinkles contributes diesel and berry with a chemical note through it. Which dominates is the main thing that varies.
• Structure varies hard here. Short and bushy with minimal stretch and heavy lateral branching that needs support once flowers fill; dense chunky buds, dark to light green with occasional purple from one parent; mostly indica, finishing in around fifty-six days from the other. Plan the canopy for the taller outcome.
• Opposite ends. Wedding Cake is reported as indica-leaning and even; relaxed; Titty Sprinkles as deeply relaxing - the reports are consistent about calm rather than sedation. The cross sits somewhere between and moves plant to plant.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. The two parents disagree here, so plan for range. Wedding Cake is short and bushy with minimal stretch and heavy lateral branching that needs support once flowers fill; dense chunky buds, dark to light green with occasional purple. Titty Sprinkles is mostly indica, finishing in around fifty-six days.
• Before the flip. Decide the shape now. These lines do not tidy themselves up once they are running.
• Flowering Time. Wedding Cake runs seven to nine weeks indoors. Start checking trichomes a week before you expect to be ready.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Wedding Cake as indica-leaning and even; relaxed.
• The Body. Titty Sprinkles is reported as deeply relaxing - the reports are consistent about calm rather than sedation, and that is the side supplying the weight here.

In the pack

12 regular seeds per pack. Seeds from Secret Society Seed Co. They also work with other breeders - the numbered collaborations with Thug Pug come out of this programme - but the spine of the catalogue is one family of plants. Original Secret Society Seed Co stock.