There are two very different things inside Monkey Business x Hazy Lady (collab #11). Monkey Business, a balanced hybrid whose breeder has never published its parents. And Hazy Lady: Thug Pug's haze male, made from Sophisticated Lady and Inferno Haze. That is the Thug Pug method - one proven father, applied again and again, so the question on any pack is what the mother did with him.

Monkey Business sits on the seed side here, Hazy Lady on the pollen side. If you have seen these two names paired the other way round, that is a different pack and not this one.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Monkey Business. Monkey Business - a hybrid its breeder has kept the pedigree of to themselves. Its parentage is deliberately undisclosed. The breeder gives it only as indica/sativa, and there is a persistent community habit of linking anything with monkey in the name to Gorilla Glue #4, which nothing supports. Worth saying plainly: it is not Grease Monkey either. That is a different plant by a different breeder - Exotic Genetix's GG#4 and Cookies and Cream cross - and the two get confused constantly.
• Father: Hazy Lady. Hazy Lady - Sophisticated Lady taken to Inferno Haze. It traces back to given as Sophisticated Lady x Inferno Haze. It was made as a male rather than found as one, which is unusual enough to be worth saying.
• What to expect across a pack. Two distinct parents means real variation in frame, finish and nose. Select early and take cuttings off anything you would want again.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

• The Aroma. Growers describe it as loud without settling on a single note, which is consistent with a hybrid whose parents are unpublished.

Where the parents disagree

• Two frames in one pack. Monkey Business is modern hybrid architecture - compact internodes, moderate stretch, dense frost-heavy flower - which is what growers consistently report. Hazy Lady is sativa-dominant, and it was made as a male rather than found as one. Decide which suits your room before you flip, because you get both.
• Opposite ends. Monkey Business is reported as balanced, per the breeder's own classification; Hazy Lady as the lifted haze end, and it tests high - twenty to twenty-five percent is the range given. The cross sits somewhere between and moves plant to plant.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. The two parents disagree here, so plan for range. Monkey Business is compact internodes and moderate stretch, throwing dense frost-heavy flower - the modern hybrid shape. Hazy Lady is sativa-dominant, and it was made as a male rather than found as one.
• Vegetative Phase and Training. Open the middle out early. Light reaching the lower sites is worth more than any late correction.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Monkey Business as balanced, per the breeder's own classification.
• The Body. Hazy Lady is reported as the lifted haze end, and it tests high - twenty to twenty-five percent is the range given, and that is the side supplying the weight here.

In the pack

13 regular seeds per pack. Seeds from Thug Pug Genetics. The Breath line is the thing: a single Mendo Breath F2 father, run across everything worth running it across, and named with more humour than most. Original Thug Pug Genetics stock.