There are two very different things inside Road Apples (Apple Fritter x Unicorn Poop). Apple Fritter: Sour Apple crossed to Animal Cookies, and one of the few dessert names that smells like the thing it is named after. And Unicorn Poop: Unicorn Poop - the GMO side of the Thug Pug catalogue. That is the Thug Pug method - one proven father, applied again and again, so the question on any pack is what the mother did with him.

Apple Fritter sits on the seed side here, Unicorn Poop on the pollen side. If you have seen these two names paired the other way round, that is a different pack and not this one.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Apple Fritter. A Sour Apple and Animal Cookies cross that earns the pastry comparison instead of just borrowing it. That one comes from Sour Apple x Animal Cookies.
• Father: Unicorn Poop. GMO crossed to Sophisticated Lady. Given as given as GMO x Sophisticated Lady. It is one of the three Thug Pug releases people name without prompting, alongside Meat Breath and Peanut Butter Breath, and unlike those two it does not run through the Mendo Breath male at all.
• How to read it. Everything below splits into what one parent gives and what the other does. Plants that take from both are the ones to keep.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Expect the profile to move plant to plant rather than settle.

• The Aroma. Baked apple and sweet dough with a faint gassy edge underneath from the Apple Fritter side, against the GMO savoury side - garlic and fuel - against something sweeter from the Unicorn Poop side.
• The Taste. Tart apple and pastry, finishing sweeter than it starts.

Where the parents disagree

• Timing. Apple Fritter runs eight to ten weeks, and that is the half of this cross you can actually plan around.
• The smell is a negotiation. Baked apple and sweet dough with a faint gassy edge underneath on one side against the GMO savoury side - garlic and fuel - against something sweeter on the other. Neither wins outright in every seedling.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. Medium-sized, dense and resinous.
• Vegetative Phase and Stretch. Shape the plant before the flip. Correcting a frame in week six is harder work than setting it in week two.
• Flowering Time. Apple Fritter runs eight to ten weeks. Start checking trichomes a week before you expect to be ready.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Apple Fritter as even rather than racy; settling.
• The Body. Reported in line with that. This is not a plant described as pulling in two directions.

In the pack

Seeds from Thug Pug Genetics. A small Michigan operation with an outsized reputation, built on OGKB-line crosses that started travelling in 2015 and never stopped. Original Thug Pug Genetics.