Super Gremlin (90 Animal Cookies x Sherbanger) crosses Girl Scout Cookies to Sherbanger, the Forum cut, which most of the modern dessert category descends from against the Boston Roots cross that Bloom Seed Co built most of their catalogue on. Neither is a filler parent, which is why this pairing is worth a pack rather than a look. Bloom run a short list of house parents hard, which is why the catalogue has a recognisable flavour signature across very different crosses.

Written this way, Girl Scout Cookies is the mother and Sherbanger the pollen donor. Reversing a cross is not a formality; which plant carries the seed shapes what comes out of the pack.

Genetic Lineage

• Mother: Girl Scout Cookies. The Forum cut, the plant most of the modern dessert category is built on. It traces back to generally given as OG Kush crossed to a Durban line; the Forum cut was an S1 found in bagseed and circulated through the ICMag forums around 2010. CSI publish a caution that their Cookies hybrids can express instability under some conditions while still producing plenty of good plants.
• Father: Sherbanger. The Boston Roots cross that Bloom Seed Co built most of their catalogue on. Its own cross is Sunset Sherbet x Headbanger. Bloom work from a selected Sherbanger 22 cut and have taken the line forward from there, which is why so many of their packs carry the name..
• What the cross is reaching for. One side brings the structure and the other brings the nose. The plants worth keeping out of a pack are the ones that hold both rather than picking a side.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Two distinct smells, and a pack will give you both plus everything between.

• The Aroma. Sweet cookie dough and vanilla cream with a faint mint, over an earthy Kush base from the Girl Scout Cookies side, against citrus and pine over sweet berry from the Sherbanger side.
• The Taste. Doughy and sweet with vanilla late, finishing earthier up front, turning to sweet berry first, sharper pine behind it through the exhale.

How the two sides differ

• Timing. Girl Scout Cookies runs nine to ten weeks, and that is the half of this cross you can actually plan around.
• Where the nose comes from. One side gives sweet cookie dough and vanilla cream with a faint mint, over an earthy Kush base; the other gives citrus and pine over sweet berry. Plants landing in the middle are the keepers.
• Two frames in one pack. Girl Scout Cookies is tight, heavy, dense flower rather than an open frame. Sherbanger is indica-leaning structure with dense flower and good resin coverage. Decide which suits your room before you flip, because you get both.
• They pull differently. Growers put Girl Scout Cookies at even rather than racy; settling and Sherbanger at weighted and calming. Which end a plant lands on is the main variable.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. The two parents disagree here, so plan for range. Girl Scout Cookies is tight, heavy, dense flower rather than an open frame. Sherbanger is indica-leaning structure with dense flower and good resin coverage.
• Veg and stretch. Set the frame while it is cheap to do. Anything you fix after the flip costs you flower sites.
• Flowering Time. The parents are not on the same clock. Girl Scout Cookies runs nine to ten weeks, Sherbanger nine to ten weeks. Judge each plant on trichomes rather than pulling the room together.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Girl Scout Cookies as even rather than racy; settling.
• The Body. Sherbanger is reported as weighted and calming, and that is the side supplying the weight here.

In the pack

Seeds from Bloom Seed Co. Bold, loud profiles are the whole point here - these are not plants selected to be inoffensive. Original Bloom Seed Co stock.