The Upsetter (Squirt x Tangie x Humboldt Dream) is Squirt crossed to Tangie. Squirt is Humboldt Seed Company's citrus cross off their own Blueberry Muffin. Tangie is the tangerine plant that reset what citrus meant in cannabis. Between them they cover ground neither reaches alone. Both parents here went through the same grow-out-and-cull process rather than being chosen on reputation.

Squirt sits on the seed side here, Tangie on the pollen side. If you have seen these two names paired the other way round, that is a different pack and not this one.

Genetic Lineage

• First parent: Squirt. Humboldt Seed Company's citrus cross off their own Blueberry Muffin. Its own cross is Blueberry Muffin x Tangie. Built to put Tangie's citrus onto the sturdier Blueberry Muffin structure, and field-tested at production volume before release..
• Second parent: Tangie. The tangerine plant that reset what citrus meant in cannabis. Parentage: California Orange x Skunk #1. Bred by David Crockett of Crockett Family Farms and released widely through DNA Genetics..
• Third parent: Humboldt Dream. Breeding stock rather than a release. What is known about it lives in the crosses.
• Why these two. They are not variations on the same idea. They pull in different directions, and that spread is what makes a pack worth hunting through rather than just growing.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Two profiles that stay distinguishable rather than collapsing into one.

• The Aroma. Orange peel and sweet berry together from the Squirt side, against fresh tangerine peel, unmistakable and loud from the Tangie side.
• The Taste. Bright citrus over the muffin sweetness up front, turning to sweet citrus with a light skunk base through the exhale.

What each side brings

• They are not on the same clock. Squirt runs eight to nine weeks; Tangie runs nine to ten weeks. Across a pack that gap shows up as plants finishing days or weeks apart.
• The smell is a negotiation. Orange peel and sweet berry together on one side against fresh tangerine peel, unmistakable and loud on the other. Neither wins outright in every seedling.
• Two frames in one pack. Squirt is the Blueberry Muffin frame with looser, more citrus-leaning flower. Tangie is tall and stretchy with long, foxtailing flower. Decide which suits your room before you flip, because you get both.
• They pull differently. Growers put Squirt at lifting and clear rather than heavy and Tangie at bright, uplifting and social. Which end a plant lands on is the main variable.

Cultivation and Growth Traits

• Plant Structure. The two parents disagree here, so plan for range. Squirt is the Blueberry Muffin frame with looser, more citrus-leaning flower. Tangie is tall and stretchy with long, foxtailing flower.
• Before the flip. Decide the shape now. These lines do not tidy themselves up once they are running.
• Flowering Time. The parents are not on the same clock. Squirt runs eight to nine weeks, Tangie nine to ten weeks. Judge each plant on trichomes rather than pulling the room together.

Effects and Experience

• The Mind. Growers describe Squirt as lifting and clear rather than heavy.
• The Body. Tangie is reported as bright, uplifting and social, and that is the side supplying the weight here.

In the pack

Feminized seeds from Humboldt Seed Company. Blueberry Muffin is theirs - Blueberry crossed to Purple Panty Dropper - and it took sixth at the Emerald Cup in 2017. Genuine Humboldt Seed Company seed.